Last year, my aunt bought me A Discovery of Witches by Deborah Harkness and sadly with my primary focus being on school and my jobs, this book sort of waited on the sidelines; waiting to be read... Much like many of the books you find in my bedroom (I really should stop buying new books - although that is quite unlikely). Enough with the pleasantries, I want to talk to you about the first novel in the trilogy. Let me get it out of the way, I really enjoyed this novel. I really don't know where to start, I am sort of a scatter brain BUT here we go. The heroine of the novel, Diana Bishop is not a super bland character. I know that doesn't sound amazing, but I am so tired of this idea of the "bland" heroine that some sexy and extraordinary vampire finds interesting and watches her sleep. If that sounded like a call out on Twilight, it was. Not only is Diana smart, working on research at Oxford University, but the writing is smart. The story merges these ideas of folklore and alchemy so well, that I am actually interested in researching some alchemy. It's not often where I find myself wanting to study more than I already am.
I am not saying though that this novel was perfect, it wasn't. I definitely had some issues with it; mainly being the pace, or rather the narration. Throughout the story, after reading the novel in its entirety there is obviously things happening in the background and I found everything came together, almost too quickly at the end of the novel. Like Harkness was at the end and decided she was going to add a cluster of details because she didn't want to extend the novel by 10 more chapters.
The pacing is fixed in the television series though. Obviously, it is easier to do that in a show versus a novel, especially with first person narration. It is interesting though, while most of the novel is told from Diana's first person view, there at times where it becomes a third person perspective but following Matthew. It didn't bother me or anything, it was ultimately a good choice for the story, but I wondered why it wasn't done for other characters rather than have that clustered ending. It was a long read. Definitely very wordy but I loved pretty much every second of it. If you're someone who liked Twilight as a kid, grew up liking Outlander and still crave some magic in your life that isn't a harlequin romance; I recommend. Not only would you get to enjoy a great read, but after your done, you can watch the television series which makes up for the few flaws in the book. It wraps things super well and I am really excited for season 2 which is set to drop some time this fall. Happy Reading! I can't wait to hear what you think of this read.
Welcome back! I feel like every few months, I am writing here saying that I promise to give you more content and I feel like I am constantly letting you down. I have been working on some secret projects (writing projects!!!) and I am excited for opportunities but I am trying to keep myself motivated. Perhaps I am spreading myself too thin, or I am not really doing something I love... Well anyways, here is another promise I am making you. I am going to be writing more, and not worrying about what I am writing about, and needing to stick to one theme or other. My mom tends to complain that I "have opinions for everything" so I may as well make them known to the rest of the world. So, be on the lookout for some reviews... Possibly some videos.
Thank you so much for your patience and love. Seriously! I can't even begin to explain how amazing the support is. I have been in a slump as of late - at least creatively but the fact that I get continuous support from you and it is amazing. I do want to share with you, I know having a blog and a website and poetry aren't necessarily the most IN thing but the fact that my Instagram and Facebook pages (yeah shameless plug) but I do have updates for you. First off, my hiatus - during that time I graduated from University with a BA in English Literature with two minors - one in Religious Studies and the other in Education. I, with having lost my job, have been in a swing of emotions and anxiety about the future, my future, - it feels odd to even say now - but anyway... Considering all that, you can understand why I spent a month depressed and anxious about everything.
Throughout that month, I found a new job - one I really like! with really great hours which - once I get into the rhythm of things, will be able to actually write more! (wishful thinking but that is my goal) I really think I'll be able to keep it with this job. I get to deal with less people, which is fantastic considering how exhausting they are - AYOOOOO. Anyway, just stating facts.
And finally, I was invited by the amazing Kate Blanchette to take part in a poetry reading next week! The deets are below! Please attend, give her a follow on instagram and keep sending me your beautiful comments.
I am back… on tinder that is. It is seriously nerve wracking. This is where the issue lies (unless you’re a cis straight dude) your pictures are perfectly curated. The first photo is a fake-candid with your makeup artist skills on display. The second is a full body mirror pic with the perfect angle, the first thing in the morning, after a dump, so your tummy is as flat as possible. The third photo -at least for me- accentuates my chest. I’m not hiding my body or my face, but I am taking these photos at the most perfect moment, angle, situation… and this is where my anxiety lies… am I catphishing?
Do I take my pictures in unflattering angles? The skinny people don’t… why should I? Do I take a photo that shows my double chin? Maybe my half naked photo – you know the one where I show that little bit of skin over my belly button almost to my sternum – maybe I should re-take that photo, sitting down so you see my rolls? Should I post a clear photo of my thighs and my ass, so you can see every last dimple? You compliment them on my face cheeks but it’s a problem when they’re on my ass?
So, I decided to keep my photos. I didn’t change them. I wrote in my profile my aesthetic can be described as tattooed, cute and pudgy. I could have said fat… I should have. Even writing this now, I mostly likely won’t go back and change it. I know its wrong. I know I affirmed being a fat woman earlier in this series. Then why am I having difficulty reaffirming it now, on Tinder?
Well, 1- what if this person doesn’t or wouldn’t consider me as fat and then upon seeing the comments will actually think I am catphishing? Maybe we would have been perfect, but the word fat came off as harsh, they passed up? 2- Will I just be bombarded with messages saying ‘You’re not fat, you’re beautiful’ – like… can’t I be both? 3- Will someone read my profile and then dupe me – make me think they like me all for some elaborate practical joke they set up with their friends? You know the one, there you fuck the fat girl and make fun of her to your friends after? Okay, I’ll admit that last one is very She’s All That if Rebel Wilson was in it and it had a very bad ending. Let’s be real though, this isn’t a situation that I haven’t heard of happening before. I’ve had some brutal shit happen to me – like I wouldn’t be surprised. Like in high school, I was in love with this guy, he was my best friend at the time and he ACTUALLY told me that I wasn’t ‘pretty enough’ and then he started dating my then best girl friend.
*** Please note she and I aren’t friends anymore, but not because of her dating him but because she proved to be a shitty person later anyways. Welcome to my train of thought, nothing is censored. ***
Now, objectively I am much prettier than her, but she has that ideal body – so I knew when he said that to me, what he was really saying was ‘too fat.’
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Now, Tinder has not necessarily been all bad. I do manage to get quite a few matches and, about a year ago I met the man I’d fall in love with (spoiler alert: we didn’t work out but that’s not the point either.) Other than him, the Beloved-Warrior as he’s been dubbed in my poetry, the men I have encountered have been… let’s say less than ideal – actually less than acceptable. Besides him, I’ve encountered three types of dudes (for the sake of this article I’m omitting the women I meet on here) 1 – (now this is not so bad) men who I end up becoming friends with! 2 – I get the men who have food fetishes and talk about wanting to feed me or watch me eat or incorporate food constantly during sex. It’s fine if you’re into that but I am not. 3 – men who don’t have fetishes but are embarrassed about finding me attractive and basically thinking I am good enough to sleep with but not good enough to bring around to Christmas with their families or hang with their friends or take on dates out in public.
Tinder is hard because I feel like I heavily rely on my personality to wow people and peak their interests. It is rare that I’ll get approached at a bar, or someone will send over a drink to me like we see in the movies – and I know that shit happens because I see it happening to my friends. So, when I match with someone, I make loads of excuses. I need to make sure that they fall for me with my cute and witty banter. Maybe he’ll be super nerdy and impressed with my Star Wars and Wonder Woman tattoos. Whatever the case may be… just meeting up for coffee on a whim? I can’t. So much can go wrong... That being said, I’m back on Tinder. Wish me luck.
I don’t want you to feel sorry for me, or if you recognize yourself in these posts – it isn’t about shaming you or anything like that. It isn’t even about you – not really. Why is it that what I look like feels like a barrier? it is holding me back more than skin should. I am held back, and it hurts so much.
I was travelling a little while ago, and I was with someone I’ve been interested on and off for a few years. We are alone. We are spending time together. We’ve flirted recently online… and then I was there. I travelled to see them. I was right there, I could have made some semblance of a move – but I didn’t. It was like the last few men, the words of my grandmother had become weights that held my feet down in the pool. Go for it, you’re beautiful.
No. I sat there, and I waited. I waited while my heart skipped three beats at a time – I waited, and nothing happened. I felt gross and ugly, and instead of going dancing with him the following night – I stayed in my hotel room, I ate food, I went to bed early and spent the while of it crying and upset.
This was my fault. I let my fears and the voices hold me. I let the posters on the walls, the adds on TV and on the Instagram tell me that I am not a sexual beautiful being. I let it hold me back. But then again, it holds him back. Every him that encounters a fat woman, who doesn’t give her more than a quick glance because of her body. Won’t look beyond the rolls to see the brains, the heart. I am afraid, when I look at you, that that is all you see. I am afraid that my skin is the forcefield around keeping me at arms length, when I just want to embrace.
Now, many of you know – at least those who know me personally – I recently left a job, where I was constantly let hurt not just of my weight. The amount of times, men would suggest the keto diet not knowing how sick I got on it. I was throwing up and ill and just depressed and suicidal. So, I nodded and thanked them for the suggestion, then went to the back store and cried. Now only were the clients like that but looking on my Instagram and admiring the beautiful plus size women in my timeline and then, having my boss lean over my shoulder and comment about how it’s too bad they have such pretty faces or she’d be so hot is she was thinner. He even so much as made jokes about leaving the mother of his child if she gained weight, that he expects her to be that size since he met her that way. He generally made comments about women constantly. You have no idea how that made me feel, these women, who i thought were amazing - they looked like me... If he thought that way, did everyone else? Did every eye that made a quick glance towards me on the subway also thinking this? How can I even go out in public if these are the thoughts everyone is having?
So, now you’re all reading this and thinking… what do I do then? Call out people who shame bodies (anyone’s bodies). Tell them it’s not okay. Report them if you must. Tell your friends they are beautiful – not just those who are conventionally beautiful but remind those who may not hear it all the time. It seems dumb and superficial – but let your loved ones know that they are seen, they are beautiful inside and out.
I don’t know what is going to happen next, and maybe that man I travelled to see, maybe things will happen, maybe they won’t but what I do hope is that as time passes, I’ll have less and less stories and situations like these. That any fat people; male, female, non-binary or trans; regardless of how you identify, that you are loved, that you are seen for every wonderful thing you are.